Amenophis

Mrs April McMay 5:04

Music & lyrics written by Wolfgang Vollmuth, 2013
Arranged & recorded by AMENOPHIS in 2013

Sunday evening in my easy chair
TV is on, news from everywhere
I’m looking forward to Mrs April McMay
Our newsreader, best time of my day

She’s so famous, Mrs April McMay
Talking about the worst things in her most lovely way
She’s telling about the things that happened today
Isn’t she lovely Mrs April McMay

Pictures of horror and stories of pain
Sunday evening, it’s always the same
My home is my castle, Mrs April McMay
So I don’t care I’m in my easy chair – yeah

Pictures of horror of terror and pain
I love your voice, my sweet little May
Crying people stumbling down the street
An old man sitting there, he has no feet

Howling dogs, what an awful sound
Lonely children wandering around
Tears are running down their bloody cheeks
Crying for their mothers, now they’re homeless freaks

Pictures of horror and stories of pain
Sunday evening, it’s always the same
My home is my castle, Mrs April McMay
So I don’t care I’m in my easy chair

Thunder and lightning and endless rain
My neighbours are drowning in Holebrook Lane
May I ask you, dear sweet little May
Won’t you come to stay for a night or day

War is over after so many years
My home is my castle, thank God and cheers
If you don’t like to stay, sweet little May
Well, I don’t mind I’ve got my easy chair

Pictures of horror and stories of pain
Sunday evening, it’s always the same
My home is my castle Mrs April McMay
So I don’t care I’m in my easy chair – yeah


"A warm welcome to WM2K Sunday Evening World News. This is April McMay. Hurricane Britney approaches the west coast of the UK. With winds now reaching 220 mph, the hurricane is threatening the whole of England, Wales and Scotland. Two planes have already crashed into the North Sea and several ships are missing. There are volcanic eruptions in the middle of Europe. The whole of Germany and most parts of France are hidden under a gigantic ash cloud. People say it’s the end of our world. This is April McMay on WM2K Sunday Evening World News.”

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